ADDICTED TO MYSPACE?!?!
You know your addicted to Myspace when:
1. You are at a bar or club and you suddenly realize you recognize someone. You can't figure out how and then it dawns on you... You have never met this person before, but have spent a considerable amount of time looking at their Myspace.
2. After meeting someone your conversation somehow leads to - "So, are you on Myspace?"
3. You do not call people anymore, you post comments and send messages through Myspace
4. When talking about one of your friends you just refer to them as 'Brandonisforlovers' rather than their real name.
5. When you're out with friends and you take a good picture you exclaim loudly, "That's going on Myspace!"
6. Conversations with friends tend to lead to, "Did you read that bulletin/comment/ or see that new picture 'Cuddlemaria' left?"
7. You check your Myspace as soon as you wake up, and right before you go to bed, including the 10 times you check it during the day
8. You know people who have gotten offended about the Top 8.
9. You start off intending to check if you have new messages/comments but find AN HOUR LATER that you are still on and have no idea what you even accomplished during that time except stalk.
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Monday, April 23, 2007
Saturday, April 21, 2007
Librals declare war on climate LMAO....
It began with the evil Climate making children jump off jetties, breaking the law with this dangerous practise and defying Law and Order. Our pollies have taken this into account, knowing that law and order are important issues among electors. With the new party leader and his military qualifications the current opposition have now Declared War On the Climate!!!!
The front line of this battle is obviously high above the planet surface at the Hole in the Ozone Layer and the benefits of the employment opportunities and manufacturing boom that confronting the enemy have been lept upon by the Liberals to retain the political leadership of South Australia.
Welfare recipients will be offered a selection of employment positions, From troops at the fore front of this battle, Manufacturing positions at Mitsubishi and GMH constructing the launch capsules for the troops, or Woomera constructing state of the art delivery systems also known as catapults to delivery the troop capsules to the Hole in the Ozone Layer Front. Refusal to accept and participate will have their welfare payments suspended. Charges will also be laid against the reluctant for this suspicious behavior in declining to support the safety of the State, Nation and World in this battle against the evil Climate.
The elite of society of course will not be expected to join the ranks of the common Ozone Hole battle fodder. The Saint's boys will be inducted into their own exclusive regiments with better hats and stylish uniforms and a special edition camouflage Old School Tie.. Unlike the regular troops who will be launched into the atmosphere inside their individual battle capsules. Saints boys will be launched astride their capsules waving their loaded champagne cocktails into the Ozone Hole breach. Coz this will look much more heroic with the feathered plumes in their hats as they rocket skywards. This is not favoritism but a logical choice as the years of training put into this heroic duty has been done at Oakbank by the private schoolies has shown their apptitude for this duty.
The exact number of holes has not been defined yet so advance parties will be sent on recon. missions so a battle campaign can be mapped out that will deliver the strategic goal the State needs. The re-election of the Liberal Party to power, oh and of course to fix the Ecological Damage and defeat the evil Climate.
We at the Penguin Hunter Diaries will embed our journalists with the troops and keep you informed with the battle details and progress to victory.
Thankyou for your time and attention, Geoff
The front line of this battle is obviously high above the planet surface at the Hole in the Ozone Layer and the benefits of the employment opportunities and manufacturing boom that confronting the enemy have been lept upon by the Liberals to retain the political leadership of South Australia.
Welfare recipients will be offered a selection of employment positions, From troops at the fore front of this battle, Manufacturing positions at Mitsubishi and GMH constructing the launch capsules for the troops, or Woomera constructing state of the art delivery systems also known as catapults to delivery the troop capsules to the Hole in the Ozone Layer Front. Refusal to accept and participate will have their welfare payments suspended. Charges will also be laid against the reluctant for this suspicious behavior in declining to support the safety of the State, Nation and World in this battle against the evil Climate.
The elite of society of course will not be expected to join the ranks of the common Ozone Hole battle fodder. The Saint's boys will be inducted into their own exclusive regiments with better hats and stylish uniforms and a special edition camouflage Old School Tie.. Unlike the regular troops who will be launched into the atmosphere inside their individual battle capsules. Saints boys will be launched astride their capsules waving their loaded champagne cocktails into the Ozone Hole breach. Coz this will look much more heroic with the feathered plumes in their hats as they rocket skywards. This is not favoritism but a logical choice as the years of training put into this heroic duty has been done at Oakbank by the private schoolies has shown their apptitude for this duty.
The exact number of holes has not been defined yet so advance parties will be sent on recon. missions so a battle campaign can be mapped out that will deliver the strategic goal the State needs. The re-election of the Liberal Party to power, oh and of course to fix the Ecological Damage and defeat the evil Climate.
We at the Penguin Hunter Diaries will embed our journalists with the troops and keep you informed with the battle details and progress to victory.
Thankyou for your time and attention, Geoff
Friday, April 20, 2007
Rupert Murdoch the early years...
Apologies are not my forte yet in this case I am really sorry as generally speaking my nation has never done anything particularly bad to anyone Else's country. Our major daily newspaper in South Australia is the first that this fella Rupert Murdock owned so we have been suffering for a long time and if the rest of the world will forgive us here in Australia as there is only 20 million of us so we exported him! First to England because that is a good place to return the favour after all, the Poms started it all by transporting all their convicts to Oz 200 years ago and we wanted to get back at them. How the heck were we to know that Rupert would bloody well prosper in England.
Cunning as a Fox the wily Rupert, he is responsible for many travesties, the Titanic, invading Iraq and the Simpson's. Hang-on the Simpson's are a good thing so one out of three is not too bad. That Titanic, damn me how many times does that ship have to sink!? And what about the Iceberg has anyone ever considered the ecological damage the ship did to that innocent piece of ice which was happily floating along minding it's own business as icebergs do when WHAM!!! a great speeding steel liner slams into it!. Thousands of homeless penguins, walruses and seals bruised and battered by the impact and was there a massive fundraiser for them, an out pouring of sympathy and grief for the injured and maimed? NO!! Poor bloody seals unless they are cute, fluffy white ones that make good hats and coats no-one gives a damn. That bloody Rupert Murdoch has a lot to answer for.
Cunning as a Fox the wily Rupert, he is responsible for many travesties, the Titanic, invading Iraq and the Simpson's. Hang-on the Simpson's are a good thing so one out of three is not too bad. That Titanic, damn me how many times does that ship have to sink!? And what about the Iceberg has anyone ever considered the ecological damage the ship did to that innocent piece of ice which was happily floating along minding it's own business as icebergs do when WHAM!!! a great speeding steel liner slams into it!. Thousands of homeless penguins, walruses and seals bruised and battered by the impact and was there a massive fundraiser for them, an out pouring of sympathy and grief for the injured and maimed? NO!! Poor bloody seals unless they are cute, fluffy white ones that make good hats and coats no-one gives a damn. That bloody Rupert Murdoch has a lot to answer for.
Thankyou for your time and attention, Geoff
Thursday, April 19, 2007
Cat Hunting season begins...
It's CAT season....
Cats, there are two types of cats Big Cats and Little Cats. Basically they do nothing except eat, lie around, breed, eat some more, lie around some more and breed some more. Fine, if you are a cat.
Cats do nothing worthwhile in return for humans, ever heard of a cat making a scientific break through? Saving a life? Wouldn't matter if you did anyway because what one cat does is irrelevant to what cats do in general.
What do cats eat? Meat, and when the little pet cats are feeding, they still eat meat which they go and hunt! Although it is usually served up by the cat's trained human. Now Big Cats eat meat too and what are people made up of? Meat and crunchy bits, as far as Big Cats are concerned people are just food not in a can and given a chance, even to little cats we are lunch.
In no way should cats be confused with the vernacular for vagina, 'Pussy' which probably comes from the same perspective in naming. "Pussy's" eat meat too just with less teeth.
So to save myself and others from becoming lunch it is Geoff's Cat Hunting Season.
The Cats are running scared so early in the campaign. The first sign of the typical Cat cowardice is the speed at which they run away and cower in guilt. Or perhaps it is just hunger pangs and they are waiting for dinner.
Now they know how all those poor little birdies feel when being batted about by Cats playing with their food. And seeing how well pet Cats get fed there is no need to even pick on the poor defenceless little cutie birdies.
Thank you for your time and attention, Geoff
Cats, there are two types of cats Big Cats and Little Cats. Basically they do nothing except eat, lie around, breed, eat some more, lie around some more and breed some more. Fine, if you are a cat.
Cats do nothing worthwhile in return for humans, ever heard of a cat making a scientific break through? Saving a life? Wouldn't matter if you did anyway because what one cat does is irrelevant to what cats do in general.
What do cats eat? Meat, and when the little pet cats are feeding, they still eat meat which they go and hunt! Although it is usually served up by the cat's trained human. Now Big Cats eat meat too and what are people made up of? Meat and crunchy bits, as far as Big Cats are concerned people are just food not in a can and given a chance, even to little cats we are lunch.
In no way should cats be confused with the vernacular for vagina, 'Pussy' which probably comes from the same perspective in naming. "Pussy's" eat meat too just with less teeth.
So to save myself and others from becoming lunch it is Geoff's Cat Hunting Season.
The Cats are running scared so early in the campaign. The first sign of the typical Cat cowardice is the speed at which they run away and cower in guilt. Or perhaps it is just hunger pangs and they are waiting for dinner.
Now they know how all those poor little birdies feel when being batted about by Cats playing with their food. And seeing how well pet Cats get fed there is no need to even pick on the poor defenceless little cutie birdies.
Thank you for your time and attention, Geoff
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