Apologies are not my forte yet in this case I am really sorry as generally speaking my nation has never done anything particularly bad to anyone Else's country. Our major daily newspaper in South Australia is the first that this fella Rupert Murdock owned so we have been suffering for a long time and if the rest of the world will forgive us here in Australia as there is only 20 million of us so we exported him! First to England because that is a good place to return the favour after all, the Poms started it all by transporting all their convicts to Oz 200 years ago and we wanted to get back at them. How the heck were we to know that Rupert would bloody well prosper in England.
Cunning as a Fox the wily Rupert, he is responsible for many travesties, the Titanic, invading Iraq and the Simpson's. Hang-on the Simpson's are a good thing so one out of three is not too bad. That Titanic, damn me how many times does that ship have to sink!? And what about the Iceberg has anyone ever considered the ecological damage the ship did to that innocent piece of ice which was happily floating along minding it's own business as icebergs do when WHAM!!! a great speeding steel liner slams into it!. Thousands of homeless penguins, walruses and seals bruised and battered by the impact and was there a massive fundraiser for them, an out pouring of sympathy and grief for the injured and maimed? NO!! Poor bloody seals unless they are cute, fluffy white ones that make good hats and coats no-one gives a damn. That bloody Rupert Murdoch has a lot to answer for.
Cunning as a Fox the wily Rupert, he is responsible for many travesties, the Titanic, invading Iraq and the Simpson's. Hang-on the Simpson's are a good thing so one out of three is not too bad. That Titanic, damn me how many times does that ship have to sink!? And what about the Iceberg has anyone ever considered the ecological damage the ship did to that innocent piece of ice which was happily floating along minding it's own business as icebergs do when WHAM!!! a great speeding steel liner slams into it!. Thousands of homeless penguins, walruses and seals bruised and battered by the impact and was there a massive fundraiser for them, an out pouring of sympathy and grief for the injured and maimed? NO!! Poor bloody seals unless they are cute, fluffy white ones that make good hats and coats no-one gives a damn. That bloody Rupert Murdoch has a lot to answer for.
Thankyou for your time and attention, Geoff
