Monday, September 22, 2008

Won $900,000 while I was sleeping LMAOHappy Happy Joy Joy

RE: Lotto NL Promotional Awards 2008
> From:
> Date: Mon, 22 Sep 2008 00:51:25 +0100
> Subject: Lotto NL Promotional Awards 2008
> Dear Winner,
> This e-mail is to inform you that you have been selected as a winner for a cash prize of £925,940.00 on our ONLINE SWEEPSTAKES PROMOTION program which was held on Wednesday, 17th of September, 2008 in Liverpool, United Kingdom. To file your claim, do contact our fiduciary agent assigned to your file via email as given in the contact details below providing your Full Name; Address: Country: Age: Gender: Occupation: Telephone Number: and your Winning Number: {47} to commence the process of releasing your cash prize
> Contact Person: Graham Moore
> E-mail:
> Regards,
> Judith Grave Miller


I could not help myself and replied to the generous ONLINE SWEEPSTAKES PROGRAM peoples at E-mail:
How could I not show my undying gratitude to this benevolent gesture. I hope they were not too overwhelmed with my sincere email reply as follows,
"Yeah right, and you are so generous to randomly choose me as an entrant and select numbers for me in this scam. I curse you to have personal and family tragedy and hardship blight your life for the next 12 months.
F*CK OFF!!!!"

Thankyou for your time and attention, Geoff

1 comment:

Le @ Third on the Right said...

did you end off with ...'thankyou for your time and attention' ... love that close :) le